I just started crying over a stupid romantic YouTube video.
I cry over the dumbest shit.
I wish I wasn’t so fucking stressed all the time. It’s terrible.
Stress = anxiety = more stress = random crying.
Seriously, I was just sitting here, then out of nowhere BOOM TEARS. Then while watching that stupid video. Boom, tears.
I just wanna be an isolationist and not have to worry about anything. I hate this.
is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
it’s a banana?
why do you have a banana in your pocket
DO YOU EVER JUST HAVE THE BIGGEST FUCKING CRUSH ON SOMEONE EVER AND YOU JUST KNOW IT WONT WORK BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO OLD OR YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH OR THEY ARE TOO ATTRACTIVE FOR YOU SO YOU PRETTY MUCH SPEND WHAT FEELS LIKE ETERNITY HAVING THIS UNEXPLAINABLE FEELING FOR THEM UNTIL IT RIDS YOU OF THE SMALL BIT OF HEART YOU HAVE LEFT UNTIL YOU FIND ANOTHER PERSON TO HAVE THE SAME SHITTY FEELING TOWARDS
Some white slang that we cant appropriate. (WAVE: White America Venacular English)
- the bees knees
- knockers (to refer to tiddies)
- holy canoli
- Bimbo (to refer to a promiscuous cracker)
- Oh, fuck me in the ass! (a phrase of frustration)
- Thats a load of Bologna! (bullshit. Niggas be lying)
- Whoopee! (when you gettin lit)
this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone