wombat riding turtle
the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place
petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch
make hank green find the thing
HAS HANK GREEN FOUND THE THING?!?
Can’t sleep, mind racing.
I honestly don’t think cute boys know how incredibly happy it makes me when they flirt with me.
Like, wow I’m pretty enough to get your attention, what.
And honest to god I caught this guy checking me out at the mall last week and I was super smiley the rest of the day. Just ugh, guys. Making me feel all good about myself. I can’t stop smiling. I’m wearing something sexy tomorrow, yeahhh. Well, later today.
It’s 2am. ANYWAY I’M GONNA STOP TYPING NOW.
“Good night love sleep well”
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INTERNALLY SCREAMING RIGHT NOW.
WELL IT’S KINDA EXTERNAL NOW SINCE I’M YELLING ABOUT IT BUT OH WELL!
GOING TO BED HAPPY IS NICE. <3
Talking to adorable people?
More like how do english?!!!!???!
So the other day, I was talking to TyTy, and she said something about me sending her a photo and I was like “OKAY” and this is what happened when I tried to be cute and take a photo of me blowing her a kiss, and ended up laughing as I hit the button.
NOW WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY GO AND DELETE THIS ?!
im laughing so hard bc he looks like that kitten that didnt want to leave the warm bath
do u ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling because life is fuckin hard man what’s up with that
spencer is the human form of tumblr
for the comment
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We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.
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The thing that made Lilo a “freak” was her passion. Lilo was passionate about everything she ever did. She was passionate about Elvis, about feeding the ocean fish sandwiches, about making friends, about taming Stitch, and about Hula. Look at her smile. She is the only one who seems to be truly enjoying what she’s doing. It adds life. Passion is life. It’s vitality. It’s amazing. Be a Lilo.
Always.
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
REBLOGGING FOR FUTURE REFERENCE.
KIM, THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN AT YOUR FUTURE BACHELORETTE PARTY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
WHENEVER THAT PARTY HAPPENS AT LEAST.